oh look we're back here
yep
i can see.
anyway where were we----
oh here
so yeah before that whole invading greece thing
germany bombed london
yes
they actually bombed london
[red]MADLADS.[/red]
r/madlads?
no silly this is WW2.
oh
alright then
so after that whole "japan bombs pearl harbor thing"
usa was like :
wait there's a war in europe
i should help even though i shouldnt
HMMMMMMMM
and so the us actually joined the war
oh and i forgot to mention
wanna know how the UK stayed in the war?
The USA.
Lend-Lease act.
great for wartime situations.
now approved by winston himself
also
before the london bombing winston took charge lol
Hmm, where are we gonna invade
pas de calais-
no you imbecile
the germans expect us there
spies, tell the germans we are going to land in PASDECALAIS
oh ok
and us?
we're
going
to
land
IN
[red]NORMANDY[/red]
oh ok
So yeah lets just say
they invaded italy first
then D-day happened
where there were 5 beaches
Utah, Omaha, Gold, Sword and Juno
oh cool
yeah i know they had cool codenames
so yeah
they landed
meanwhile the soviets were also pushing germans back
oh yeah did i mention germany declared war on the USA
no?
oh they did.
So yeah
did i mention the forces of rebellion in france?
no?
they existed
they did damage
they sometimes strangled a german general
but they stopped that last part
why?
because they didn't wanna be killed
anyway
they took france back, fought germany at last at Bastogne
and saved the day
for west germany
east germany was firmly in soviet
hands
wait does this mean what i think it means
no not yet
first nuke japan twice
oh ok
[red]USA BOMBS JAPAN TWICE WITH NUCLEAR DEVICES[/red]
my god what have we done
nagasaki and hiroshima are
just gone
the nuclear age has unfurled
we have become death, destroyer of worlds.
also right after this
the cold war starts
wait i need to do that too?
no no one at a time
I SAID ONE AT A TIME
also soviets took east germany
pretty cool huh