So, right a few years after WW1 germany became more economically unstable, and lets just say a mustached jew hating fella was having none of it, he took germany into
his own hands, invaded czech and writes a letter to stalin : hey, lets go invade poland, half and half. stalin found this ok for some reason, so they do what they promised.
Now as well, stalin was supplying germany oil
That mustached fella still needed iron tho.
He looks north
Meanwhile at the allies...
Britain ( Before Churchill ) Let's try diplomacy!
France : Nah, probably wont work
Britain ( Before Churchill ) [red]LETS TRY DIPLOMACY.[/red]
France : fine, it's your fault if i get invaded
Germany invades the nordics
Finland and Soviet have a war
Which the soviets very embaressingly lost.
***LAUGHS***
'xcuse me for a second.
Then of course germany decides : hey, i need more allies
He looks at Japan and Italy
"Good enough for me i guess"
And then they became allies
Germany : Hmm, i need food.
But the french have a cool maginot line...
aha, belgium!
so the germans head through belgium to surprise the french with BLITZKRIEG
oh yeah did i mention that the germans used this thing all the way in poland?
no?
alright, blitzkrieg is german for LIGHTNING FAST WARFARE
which sounds hella cool.
[red]ALSO DID I MENTION THAT GERMANY WAS UH PERFORMING ATROCITIES ON JEWS?[/red]
no?
well they did.
and my goodness it musta been horrifying back in there.
people call it the holocaust.
So uh back in uh europe...
Italy was being a stupid while fighting the greek which time and time again BEAT. HIM?
Germany was called and showed him how to WAR
"oh ok"
They also did an african campaign
WHICH I RESEARCHED NONE ABOUT so it wont be here lol
Then germany was like : lets go invade RUSSIA
which at the time was the soviet union
and if you know anything about BARBAROSSA, you know it backfired... horribly...
"OOF."
So uh yeah
lets look at how japan's doing
oh wait they just bombed pearl harbor?
oh wait im almost out of characters?
oof

Dude ... this is not freakin school... are you a teacher IRL?

Hmm, yeah seems interesting but the thing is that no one will fully read that...