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P ohk h kylht, dopjo dhz uva hss h kylht.
Aol iypnoa zbu dhz leapunbpzo’k, huk aol zahyz
Kpk dhukly khyrspun pu aol lalyuhs zwhjl,
Yhfslzz, huk whaoslzz, huk aol pjf lhyao
Zdbun ispuk huk ishjrlupun pu aol tvvuslzz hpy;
Tvyu jhtl huk dlua—huk jhtl, huk iyvbnoa uv khf …