I don't like you, T-Benches
Nothing personal, bench
But I must bench all out
Just this once
Bench or big benches, whichever will it be?
Sit on the bench now, T-Benches, I'm here to sit on the real bench
You tryna debench me from spot on bench number 1
But you bench, you seat, so best think you haven't benched
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely benchin' done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bench, gone
So come on, T-Benches, looking hungry for some seats
Here, let me serve you bench lasagna
bench lasagna, bench lasagna
T-Benches ain't nothing but a bench lasagna
Bench lasagna, bench lasagna
Look at T-benches, they just crying for the bench god
Bench lasagna, bench lasagna
T-benches ain't nothing but a bench lasagna
bench lasagna, bench lasagna
T-benches just wet themselves in their park
So who the hell is Seat and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a cool ReeliChatian while you're just a bench (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your seats
But I got epic 14 year olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
Seat Bot, what the bench is that even supposed to mean?
Your seat looks like it came from a dumb bench community
No bencha, no bencha, yes bencha; Seatty
Now down all of this wood seats and let's throw this bench' park with some
bench lasagna, bench lasagna
Look at T-benches, they just crying for their mumma
Bench lasagna, bench lasagna
T-benches ain't nothing but a bench lasagna
Bench lasagna, bench lasagna
Look at T-benches, they just wetting their park
Bench lasagna, bench lasagna
T-benches ain't nothing but a bench lasagna
You got a population of bench.bench benchillion
But most your benches can't seem to hit even a seattion
seat-bot!

Benchatulations coming soon

Favorite song?

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damn girl, you very much like this ig.