Fast Eddie was born in 1962 in some random town and state in the United States. He was born to be slow...I mean fast
Little Eddie liked investing. His grandma showed it to him and would review the stock picks she made. Eddie's dad, unfortunately, died when he was young, so in order to support the family, he got a job after school, Eddie got very good grades and was very athletic in school. Eddie would go to Yale University and graduate with a bachelor's degree. He worked for a bank as an intern and quit in 1988, the person he worked with told him it was a bad business move, but Eddie did it anyway because he was [i]FAST EDDIE[i], he founded ESL Investments and invested in 15 companies. He became director of AutoNation and then director of AutoZone. In 2003 he was kidnapped by 4 people but because he's [i]Fast Eddie[i], he got out of the bathroom he was locked in only 2 days. In 2004 he would merge Kmart and Sears. In 2013 he became CEO of Sears, 5 years later he made the company go bankrupt and Eddie became chairman, then he stopped being chairman and left.

An amazing story!

4.5/10
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-No Awards

3 cheers for Fast Eddie!