and then @everyone got noscoped

*DIES*
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*END THIS PLIZ*

while we were watching final destination

But we went right into the floor cause this is Final Destination

barely everyone survived there

The year is 2019, a year where Britain is divided by Brexit, Global Warming, and other events. In depressing times I often need something to entertain me. That’s when I discovered the masterpiece that was “Peppa Pig”.

In case you’ve been living under a rock or something, Peppa Pig is an anthology series about the eponymous pig Peppa, who lives with her family, Mummy and Daddy Pig. They are so creatively named, the words “Mummy” and “Daddy” come from the English words “mum” and “dad”, as I discovered recently.

The show is entertaining and has a cast of colourful characters based off of real life animals. The drama really gets you reaching for the tissues: the episode where Peppa Pig and Suzy Sheep fall out still makes me sad to this day and reflect upon our immoral, selfish society. The comedy, used sparingly, is also excellent.

The main source of comedy comes from George Pig, Peppa’s infantile younger brother who often repeats the phrase “dinosaur” while holding a toy dinosaur. An ingenious play on words if there ever was one. The narrator is also excellent and not at all patronising and helps aid the plot of the show for viewers who are confused.

I would highly recommend Peppa Pig, the hottest bacon fried soap opera in town. 9/10

wow

even the official peppa piggy reply to this

and then we went to the mall

so no one cares

and got their account deleted