my dog: "omg hiiiii"
me: -wakes up from sleeping-
also me: "what thje heck?"
my dog: "gets epic knife"
me: "plz no"
my dog: "i stab1111!!111!11"
me: "noooooooooooooooooooo1!111!11!!!!11"
my dog: "i stab that other dog? yes? yes1!"
my dog: -opens door and finds a random dog and stabs1111!!!-
me: "omg"
my dog: -stabs me cutely-
me: -deads1!-

it was real1!!1! i go to hosptial and muy mom said "u deads? ok."

am desads

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i just realized when i spelled my incorrectly on accident, muy is very is spanish. cool now it sounds even better