Broad, dark, s*xy Mannox
Taught me all about dynamics
He was twenty three
And I was thirteen going on thirteen
Tell me what you need
What you want, you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me

We'd spend hours strumming the lute
Striking the chords and blowing the flute
He plucked my strings all the way to G
Went from major to minor, C to D
You say I'm what you need
All you want you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me
And I know this is it
He just cares so much this one's legit
We have a real connection
I'm sure this time is different

'Cause all you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is please me squeeze me birds and the bees me
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is...

But then there was another guy
Francis Dereham
The s*xy secretary to the Dowager Duchess
Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfil
He even let me use his favourite quill
Spilled
Ink all over the parchment my wrist was so tired
Still I came back the next day as he required

'Cause all you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is touch me love me can't get enough see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me
You can't wait a second more
To get
My bra on the floor
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is...

You say I'm what you need
All you want you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me
I'm finally where I'm meant to be
Then he starts saying all this stuff
He cares so much he calls me love
He says we have this connection
I guess it's not so different

'Cause all you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see
There's no time for when or how 'cause you
Just got to have me now
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is...

What's the matter?

Ok.
What
I'MMMMM SO DAMN CONFUSED

Ok.

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