You wake up at 2am, James Charles is in the corner of your bedroom, you stare at him in fear as flys and sits on your bed.
And then, with his creepy gay voice:

"Hey,sister"
You reply in horror:
"Why are you in my b-b-b-bed?!"
Then a few minutes later, he replied:
"To make you ????gay????"
Then you screamed and cried:
"No DON'T!"
Then he creepily replied:
"Well,you see honey, I have been fond of you for weeks"
"You look s3xy as well"
Then you made a speechless confused scream
As James replied with:































"Time to kiss????"
Then James approached closer and closer and he was about to kiss you, but then someone said














"HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME MORTAL"
It was j.k. rowling,James didn't kiss you, but much worser things are about to happen.
She said:
"I shall make you gay by the power of the big bang theory character sheldon"
*J.K rowling summons the big gay"
*Sheldon appears and eats J.K rowling and James charles*
Then sheldon came closer and said:
"You were indeed lucky, you are still straight"
*Sheldon disappears out of your bedroom"

???

wtf

Actually :/