Froodo staggered through the woods of Flindisign, desperate to get away from the evil minions of Gloomboof. He suddenly finds a cabin (since he was on a mountain), and enter it to seek shelter from the minions. Then suddenly, an old hag comes out from the shadows and yells "YOU DARE ENTER THE MOUNTAIN CABIN OF FLINDISIGN AND GET THE SPEAR OF FINGLEDOOF! WILL YOU GET THE CRYSTALS OF GRINGIF, AND DEFEAT THE EVIL GLOOMBOOF! BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET THE BEATS, AND THE BOTS OF GRINGLEDOOF!" Froodo didn't care and mistified the man's spine with a clap. The old hag dies, and Froodo leaves. He goes to the castle of Gloomboof, and with one slick flick, he snaps Gloomboof's neck, killing him. Froodo leaves and goes to smoke weed with poipin and sum.

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