Chinese dude: *enters restaurant*
Waiter: what can I get ya?
Chinese guy: *looks at menu* hmm... is this bat soup good?
Waiter: oh yeah, it’s the best.
Chinese guy: k then. Gimme it.
Waiter: k

10 minutes later

Waiter: here is ya food
Chinese guy: owo thx
Waiter: enjoy!
Chinese guy: *eats* yum that’s good

3 days later

Chinese guy: *cough* i am sick.

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