ALRIGHT YESTERDAY I MADE A VIDEO(post) ABOUT THE DARK WEB HORSE!!!! ITS NAME WAS "Armored horse" AND I BOUGHT IT! ITS 3AM NOW AND I AM GOING TO FIGHT IT WITH *pulls out metal object* THIS! ALRIGHT LETS GO OUTSIDE. THE HORSE IS RIGHT IN THE GARDEN OVER THERE, LETS RUN TO IT *runs to horse* AHH, ITS CHASING ME!! *hits horse with metal object* OH NO IT GOT ANGRIER, I GOTTA RUN!! *runs inside the house* ALRIGHT HERES MY PLAN! I'M GONNA SNEAK ON THE HORSE AND THEN BRIBE IT WITH PRETZELS!! *shows the pretzels* AND THEN HIT IT WITH THE METAL OBJECT!!! LETS GO OUTSIDE!! THE HORSE IS IN THE GARDEN AGAIN, SO LETS SNEAK UP ON IT!! shh be quiet! lets pull out the pretzels! *pulls out pretzels* alright lets go up to it! Horsey come here *horse comes to him* alright follow me! here you go eat up! *hits it with metal object* I GOTTA RUN!! *runs to backyard* OKAY I'M GONNA STRIKE AGAIN *goes after horse and hits it* AHH!! *falls on the ground* I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION
*tries to get up but fails* AHH ITS GONNA EAT ME!! *horse almost eats me but I end up running to the house* PHEW I ALMOST DIED! WELL THATS ALL FOR TODAY SEE YOU NEXT VIDEO(post)!!

I freaking bought it off the dark web

Hey...

Why did you attack my horse...

I’m pressing charges on you if you continue this behavior around my horse ever again!

you idiot

LOL

Lmao