one day there was a man named mcdonalds he opened a fast food place he hired people and tested how there cooking was by ordering from them he said it taste like what comes out your bum the employees were frustrated so he punched them and told them to get it together and start making more bumish food (thats not a word dont be like me)so they did and people liked it but not all did jerry mcCurl insulted them for being like wendys (he is the owner of wendys in my story)and mcDonalds was armed they pulled out a chicken nugget launcher and blew him into chicken nugget and he got eaten by there most favorite family the TreeNocIuOm family and so on. hope you enjoyed it!

Then the burger king owner said UGHGHHGG Y DID I LI VVVEEEEEE

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then the wendys owner screamed UGHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT