then Patrick met god and he gave us ReeliChat client

And that would be very cool

Then, we see codelasar123 eating chigger ridden pancakes with chigger syrup

oof

he purged the tomatoes for regular consumption and ketchup, and kept the tomatoes for salsa, tomato sauce, etc

and then I chewed bubble gum

ok!!

A chef came into the room, he looked at me menacingly. He got out a knife and tried to attack me, I attempted to block it but he cut me. I was confused, was I not given any power? He cut me once again, he was doing the same thing repeatedly until there was only tiny bits of me left. My death was messed up, that chef was sick.. He served me to another human, he seemed obese. He put me in his mouth and started chewing me and all my other remains. After a while I saw light again, I was inside a pool of water. I was flushed down and ended up in a dark place with disgusting water. There were a few metals parts down their so I made myself some limbs, this is when I met 4 turtles and a rat..

And he notices that we are halfway there to 1,000 replies

Which is pretty cool to do, but he went to heaven and destroyed it soo...