There was once a castle, but not any castle. There were cats. Brown cats, to be exact. That castle was a tourist attraction. The cats were earning the good monies and the tourists were all "ooh" and "aah" and "bazinga". But one day, one hooligan of a tourist, he had to steal the Emerald Yarn. The cat's most prized possesion! The cats were "MYEOW!!!" and "MYROOW!!!" and "MYMRMWORMW!!!!!". That hooligan had nothing to do, the castle doors were locked. Cats from every corner. But he did have this slingshot so he could defend himself. He ran to the Castle Kitchen, and he hid there for three days. He lived off cans of tuna which he found. But he couldn't stay there forever, it was time to move out. He went into the Castle Courtyard with his trusty slingshot, and he show'd them cats who is the boss! Well he basically just lured them with tuna and also he nicely put the Emerald Yarn to it's place. "Well, that was a weird vacation" said the hooligan, as he went back home.

is this me when my mom wakes me up from my well deserved nap?