So I asked my Mother and Father to get me some goldfishes, because I thought I could've ran for president. And you'll never guess what they replied with. Yes, and so I got 2 fish, while my parents thought of normal pet names, I thought of SONIC and MARIO for some god damn reason, then like 2 weeks later they died and we flushed them down the toilet.

I cried

Fish are ripoffs they die 14 days after that one lucky throw at your local carnival

[blue] I got a pretty pet goldfish when I was younger and named it Dorothy, after Elmo's pet goldfish. MY mother said to feed it a handful, so I did so, not knowing the consequences. The fish died the next day. [/blue]

You did not give them the right equipment or you bought them from a trashy pet store.