One Time I Chooked On Haribo Strawberry That Was Big Then I Eated It I Chooked But Luckyly Im Alive

i drank water but i can only drink [b]pure water[/b] but i lived

one time i set fire to a towel because i left it on the stove when it was on and it smelt like smoke in my kitchen for 4 hours

I had a friend drive halfway off a 80 foot cliff in the snow because he wasnt paying attention. Literally turned out of nowhere, and almost went straight off into a ravine.

He did this with me in the back seat, his girlfriend next to me holding their newborn child, and another friend of ours in the front passenger. To this day he will not admit. Will literally tell the 3 of us it NEVER happened. He just doesn't want to admit to almost killing 5 people including himself.

i fell of my school slide when i was in kindergarden