Everyday we log in to ReeliChat and make forum posts about our god Phantom, and everynight we say goodbye. When we're eating our last meal of the day, we say hooray, and here comes another day. Every April 20th is national Phantom day, where we must fast for that day and at the end of that day comes a big feast. At the end of the year we all praise to the statue of our god, Phantom, and at the end of every story we must put "heil". Heil.

Seems legit