THIS JUST IN

AS OF 9:14 PM 12/15/2018

STEVE FROM MINECRAFT WAS SPOTTED IN MARIO KART

I REPEAT,
STEVE FROM MINECRAFT WAS SPOTTED IN MARIO KART

THIS IS
THIS IS SERIOUSLY

IS SERIOUSLY EPIC

THE UNITED STATES MARINES WERE SENT TO CAPTURE STEVE FROM MINECRAFT (WHO WAS SPOTTED IN MARIO KART) AND PUT HIM BACK IN MINECRAFT BUT HIS DIAMOND SWORD (WITH SHARPNESS V) WAS ABLE TO REPEL THEM

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