[red]>Be me, MIT graduate with a PHD in Theoretical Physics and I work at Black mesa.[/red]
[red]>i'm late to work[/red]
[red]>darn.txt[/red]
[red]>be me going to work and putting on some hazard suit and then finally going to some AMS chamber[/red]
[red]>I put this crystal from Xen into this laser and it made a resonance cascade.[/red]
[red]>ohno.jpeg[/red]
[red]>turns out the army is here and they are going to rescue us[/red]

[red]>wait a second, no, they are actually coming to this place to kill us all[/red]
[red]>mfw im probably in some most wanted list now[/red]
[red]>be me taking a portal to Xen[/red]
[red]>I somehow kill the leader of Xen[/red]
[red]>mfw I accidently free alien slaves[/red]
[red]>I get some offer from a guy in a blue suit[/red]
[red]>be me, going into some portal to accept his offer[/red]

I mean, it's not like this incident is going to have some unforeseen consequences in the future, right?

Now, about that beer I owed ya.

Hey Gordon, It's me Barney, from Black Mesa!

I don’t get it